Billingsley Named To All-J.A. Team, Mightily Honored, Feels The Vapors Coming On

J.A. as in "Jane Austen". What were you expecting?

Chad Billingsley, hitting coach Don Mattingly, and former tall Dodger Mark Hendrickson have been named to the "All-Jane Austen Team".

Yeah....

Deadspin's summary:

It's the All-Jane Austen Team, featuring such fine country gentleman as Chad Billingsley, Micah Hoffpauir, Gordon Beckham III, and one Ryan Benjamin Rowland-Smith. Oh, I do hope the landed gentry aren't too scandalized!

[Via Deadspin and Lookout Landing]