Caption These Photos.

I'm bringing this extremely dormant blog feature back. Well, at least this one time.

My entry for the third photo:

Colletti to Matty: "You're signing that contract lazily."

Have at it, anyone who might still be reading and who might participate in this fun exercise.

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"Guns in the air, tiny children with death stares".

Caption This Photo: Alex Rodriguez Is A Hall Of Fame Hide and Go Seeker

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Where are Ned Colletti's hands?


Manny Ramirez gets giddy over the baby shower gift Joe Torre and Ned Colletti went halfsies on.


If Manny is tickled by Torre's touch, wait until Colletti's mustache gets a hold of him.


I think Torre just finished.


"Tickle Me Manny"


Joe Torre silently sings 'Turning Japanese" to himself as he gives Manny Ramirez a sensual massage.

Manny just Got Smooved.

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Previous installment. Come on people, I can't have the only dirty questionable mind. I want to hear your musings on these classically creepy photos. So take a look at both and put pen to paper. Or fingers to computer keys.

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Thome (In Song): "I've got something in my front pocket for you. Why don't you reach down in my pocket, and see what it is? Then grab onto it, it's just for you. Give a little squeeze and say 'How do you do?'"

"Big Papi was never that happy."

Jim Thome's pre-game ritual: Eat, Stretch, Run, Hug.

Manny slowly makes his move, wishing only for more privacy. A trip to Make-Out Point is the planned post-game retreat.

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"I see you've decided to burn through your bullpen again".

Joe Torre and umpire Doug Eddings discuss dinner plans.

Joe Torre and Doug Eddings reminisce about the breakfast in bed they shared earlier that morning.

"You call that a lineup Joe?! Jesus, my grandmother could do a better job!"

Love was in the air at Chase Field as Joe Torre reaches into his back pocket for a breath mint as he and umpire Doug Eddings stare longingly into each others' eyes while appearing on Kiss Cam.

Joe Torre challenges umpire Doug Eddings to a game of thumb war.

Joe Torre challenges umpire Doug Eddings to a game of Ro-Sham-Bo to determine if Manny Ramirez's ejection will stick.

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Matt Kemp and Orlando Hudson stare longingly into each other's eyes after a Dodger victory.

"Orlando, that's not how you play thumb war!"

"Orlando, your eye black is running, let me get that for you. Only if you let me get yours first Matty!"

"Matt, we're wearing the same bracelet. BFFs forever!"

"OK O-Dawg, here's how this super-duper secret handshake goes: first we tap fingers, then we take our hats off and pat our heads, then we do a spin and play patty cakes, and finally we yell Yahtzee! at the top of our lungs at the same time. And it has to be at the same time, or it won't work!"