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Friday, August 7, 2009

Bill Plaschke Loves Him Some Penis

But don't take my word for it.

The biggest barrier/difference between the West and China is that they eat multiple varieties of penises and we don't? (Penis? Penises? Peni? Damn, why can't I remember that 3rd Grade test question about the proper way to make penis plural?!) Hell, I would have guessed the biggest barrier is China's shitty record on human rights and their proclivity to abandon or kill newborn girls, and our general disapproval of both of those things. William also seems to forget that the world's oldest profession involves the consumption of this Chinese delicacy (and the West clearly knows this profession well), so we're not so different after all, are we?

A few more excerpts from this soon-to-be classic video. Plaschke looks less than thrilled in the beginning, but the joy that soon overwhelms him is evident. Cover your crotches and eat your hearts out.

On Eating Penis:

"You feel rich....Your testosterone is going mad."

When told that one particular dish was mostly penis:

"Maybe that's the way to go."

After the meal was done, Plaschke referred to himself as:

"....a penis aficionado."

After eating a few bites

"I guess I like penis. It's very tasty." *
*Nothing to see here people. Move along now.*

Now that's he back in the good ole U.S. of A., Plaschke might be suffering from withdrawal. Not to worry Bill. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows Los Angeles' premier black market seller of penis. I've heard the Colletti is a big seller, so you better hurry William. Hit Me Up.


  1. .............What.............the............fuck.............not even people on those Travel shows do this....

  2. It really is an all-time awesome video and story.

    So fitting for Plaschke as well.