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Monday, September 7, 2009

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"I see you've decided to burn through your bullpen again".

Joe Torre and umpire Doug Eddings discuss dinner plans.

Joe Torre and Doug Eddings reminisce about the breakfast in bed they shared earlier that morning.

"You call that a lineup Joe?! Jesus, my grandmother could do a better job!"

Love was in the air at Chase Field as Joe Torre reaches into his back pocket for a breath mint as he and umpire Doug Eddings stare longingly into each others' eyes while appearing on Kiss Cam.

Joe Torre challenges umpire Doug Eddings to a game of thumb war.

Joe Torre challenges umpire Doug Eddings to a game of Ro-Sham-Bo to determine if Manny Ramirez's ejection will stick.


  1. Torre nonchalantly shoots Mark Reynold while chatting up the ump

    Torre was unable to resist the urge to star at Doug's manboobs

    "Wow, those are a lot of balls in your pocket", said Torre.

    "Wanna eject something....?", said Torre.

    "If the dodgers get a few extra walks....there could be benefits afterwards", said Torre.

    I have a [slightly] sick mind.

  2. The 3rd and 4th ones are fantastic, the 5th one is pretty good too.

  3. "That's one big black sack you got there", said Torre.

  4. Haha, I should post more of these.

  5. KK - Since Kensai is a hater and refuses to post a pic of Chiaki Kuriyama will you do it? Just make a random thread with a pic of her. lol.

  6. Will do, I have a post in my mind. Hopefully it'll be up later tonight, if not I'll find something else to write about haha.