That One Time Chan Ho Park Told The World About His Massive Diarrhea.

On this day 5 years ago, former Dodger Chan Ho Park struggled in his first start of the season. A few days later he came out to the world about his trials and tribulations with that age old issue....horrible diarrhea.

And he just had to tell EVERYBODY about it.

Dodgers Notes From Wednesday's Game 4/21/2010

Dodgers 14, Cincinnati 6

Box Score.

• Hiroki Kuroda went 5.2 innings (6 Runs [3 ER], 7 Hits, 4 K, 2 BB, 2 HR Allowed, 103 pitches - 61 for strikes).
• Bullpen: 3.1 IP, 0 Runs, 2 Hits, 2 BB, 1 K. 4 Relievers.
• Matt Kemp launched yet another opposite-field HR, his 7th of the season. Andre Ethier clubbed his 4th long-ball of the young season.
• Rafael Furcal swiped his 7th base of the season. a night after stealing two.
• Kemp (HR, 2 BB, HBP), Manny Ramirez (3 Singles, BB), Ethier (HR, 2 Singles, BB), and Furcal (Triple, Double, Single, BB) each reached base 4 times, James Loney (3 Singles) reached base 3 times, and Russell Martin (2 Singles) reached base twice.
• Manny reached another milestone, the 1800 RBI mark.
• Ronald Belisario made his season debut, throwing a scoreless inning. Jon Link was sent back down to AAA.
  
• Jeff Weaver left the game with an apparent lower-body injury. For his sake, let's hope it's just the "Chan Ho Park" type of lower-body injury and not something long-term.
• The offense drew 6 walks, struck out just 5 times, and knocked out 5 extra-base hits.
• The best part about no one being at games? You can hear everything fans yell out, including this gem after Kemp was hit by a pitch: "Hey Kemp, we've got Rihanna to rub it out for you!".

Chan Ho Park To DL With Fake Injury

Chan Ho Park, former Dodger and current Yankee, has hit the DL with what's being called a "mild hamstring injury".

However, I'm not buying this. The real culprit, you ask: explosive diarrhea. This video validates my assumption and suspicions.

Chan Ho, Too Much Info

Chan Ho Park explains why he struggled early this season.

Mariano Rivera's reaction is just too good.



[Story via Big League Stew]

Dodgers All-Decade Team

Dodgers All-Decade Team

C	Russell Martin
1B	James Loney
2B	Jeff Kent
SS	Rafael Furcal
3B	Adrian Beltre
OF	Andre Ethier
OF	Matt Kemp
OF	Shawn Green
SP	Chad Billingsley
SP	Kevin Brown
SP	Derek Lowe
SP	Brad Penny
SP	Chan Ho Park
SU	Jonathan Broxton
CL	Eric Gagne
	Joe Torre

Link.

Chan Ho Park Is Infested By The Sue Bug

Park is suing former teammate and Dodgers' catcher Chad Kreuter due to an unpaid loan. Kreuter has thus far only repaid Park roughly 63% of a $460,000 loan.

FINISH HIM!