From: Chris Vaught <purplerider8608@yahoo.com>
To: "plaschkethysweaterargyle@yahoo.com" <plaschkethysweaterargyle@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, June 7, 2013 6:50 PM
Subject: Re: Trade Lies
To: "plaschkethysweaterargyle@yahoo.com" <plaschkethysweaterargyle@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, June 7, 2013 6:50 PM
Subject: Re: Trade Lies
"Hey there mr. know nothing, some pussy you are, lying about the
Orioles wanting the head case moron either, we have a good team Hardy a
gold glove man am sure you do fucking want him, but your fucking lousy
team needs more than that, they need to get of faggot Magic Johnson, the
owner of your dodgers is a fucking joke, just like the article you
wrote for yahoo, bitch, I tell you the west coast all the time, your
fuckers are out of touch with reality, the real world fuck head is on
the east coast between Washington and New York, the rest of the world is
in the very back seat, we are in the front, moron,
You want to headlines run in front of a high speed train, the world & air will
be clearer of your fucking stink, Go majorly fuck yourself you self
absorbed cocksucker, get rid the
real problem in dodgers, becket, hanley, kemp, and you. Next make up
lies about the fucked up angels and the rockies, stay the fuck out of
east coast your intellect is not the smart, pin head."
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He then followed it up with one last intellectual gem:
"Got a fuck up e-mail argyle idiot moron"
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What an ass.
ReplyDeleteStay classy?
Not likely for the uneducated "person" that probably took the time to write that because he sucks on the government tit and cant do anything for himself.
Just saying...
I think it would actually be somewhat challenging to write like that deliberately. Not classy, but a classic style.
ReplyDeleteFunny! But you should probably refrain from showing his email. That said, I'd love to get hate mail like that; especially one so manic.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. Top notch writing skills to boot. I hope he starts a blog.
ReplyDeleteI may be reading between the lines too much, but I don't think that guy likes you. And for the record, I think your intellect is the smart.
ReplyDeleteWhat a genius, it takes does take an intellect that is the smart to come up with such insightful prose.
ReplyDeleteWow!
Why don't I get e-mails like this? So entertaining. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteToo many crazy people out there !
ReplyDeleteI think the opposite of Ernest - posting it is a brilliant idea. I would love to see this dipshit email you more. In fact - with luck he is reading this comment so I can tell him how much the east coast times suck ass. He's just jealous he doesn't get to cheer for the quality teams we support and is instead stuck with the losers like the Yankees, BoSox and the rest of the pathetic excuses for ball clubs along the coast.
ReplyDelete"You want to headlines run in front of a high speed train, the world & air will be clearer of your fucking stink"
ReplyDeleteBwah?
Holy Jeebus, bandwagon Orioles fans are the worst.
ReplyDeleteSame guy is pounding Bud Platinums in the upper deck and trying to start a wave with his frat brothers.
That just made my day! Hilarious! I wonder which fine East Coast school he attended!?
ReplyDeleteMartin
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ReplyDeleteWow. I was going to post about an email I received but my story pales in comparison. FWIW, I read your Ethier for Hardy column and disagreed that it would serve the Orioles well, but I didn't send you that, honest!
ReplyDeleteWow... somebody needs:
ReplyDeleteA. Anger Management
B. Grammar Lessons
Btw... thanks for entertaining us Mr. Zakwin! I definitely respect your intellect.
Haha, thanks for chiming in guys. I strive to be smart intellect good brain stuff power sometimes always.
ReplyDeleteChad- I'm surprised you've never gotten one, considering you've been at this much longer than I have. Granted, you do get a lot of stupid Tweets. :o
Commishbob- I guess it didn't come across well enough in the article, but I don't actually think the O's would ever make that trade.
I would love Hardy, and that was Yahoo's assignment (write about a player you think your team should target). At that point, we'd have to trade somebody, and obviously I'm not gonna come up with a trade that doesn't benefit the Dodgers.
Understood, Greg. Thanks. And thanks for those Kate Upton pics on your next post.
ReplyDeleteHaha, my pleasure sir!
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