Bill Plaschke Hitting On Women Is Massively Comical.

It's been some time since I checked up on the namesake of this blog and focused my energies on one William Shakespeare Homer Plaschke. I totally missed this one originally when it was featured on ATH's Facebook page, but pre-show Bill Plaschke attempted to charm the pants-suit off of Basketball Hall of Famer and fellow Around The Horn personality Jackie MacMullan. MacMullan is married. With kids. Hilarity ensued, pure and unadulterated.

Awkward? Check. Out of the blue? Check. Uncomfortable? Check. Creepy? You better damn believe it. A Boston radio station summed it up perfectly regarding the divorced (I think) Argyled One: "Around The Horny."

Bill's face just screams - well, it screams a lot of things. To Catch A Predator is the first thing that comes to mind, followed closely and quickly by creepy, pervy, and "when you see him at night and nobody's around, go the other way and run the hell out of there as fast as you can, cause his chubby KFC-like self isn't going to be able to catch you and chloroform you into his van"-y. Hide yo kids, and hide yo wife, Mr. MacMullan.

This picture must go viral. I hate memes (unless we're talking about Faith Hilling), but this is oh so tempting.