Awkward? Check. Out of the blue? Check. Uncomfortable? Check. Creepy? You better damn believe it. A Boston radio station summed it up perfectly regarding the divorced (I think) Argyled One: "Around The Horny."
Bill's face just screams - well, it screams a lot of things. To Catch A Predator is the first thing that comes to mind, followed closely and quickly by creepy, pervy, and "when you see him at night and nobody's around, go the other way and run the hell out of there as fast as you can, cause his chubby KFC-like self isn't going to be able to catch you and chloroform you into his van"-y. Hide yo kids, and hide yo wife, Mr. MacMullan.
This picture must go viral. I hate memes (unless we're talking about Faith Hilling), but this is oh so tempting.